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U.S. publisher relents on eensy-weensy penis in German kids book

From EarthTimes.org:

A German children’s book can be published in the United States after a publisher there dropped its demand for the genitals on a picture of a statue in it be air-brushed out, it was revealed Thursday. The German illustrator of the book had angrily complained of censorship and withdrew it from the US market last summer after being told that shoppers might object to the nudity.

[...]

The offending male organ is a tiny squiggle in the picture: the male statue itself is only 7.5 millimetres high on the page.

[Emphasis added]

All we can say is, whoever got upset about this in the first place is a bit of a tool.

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34 Responses to “U.S. publisher relents on eensy-weensy penis in German kids book”

  1. RW says:

    The right description isn’t “a bit of a tool”. It’s a dirty-minded, sex-obsessed busybody.

  2. Jo Jo says:

    Because its a good thing to show pee pees to kids. right?

  3. BG says:

    Thanks to the seventies we now a society where every moron thinks his opinion is worth protesting about. Sure am glad all those candlelight vigils, prayer fests and noisy (and stinky) hippie protests led us to this great moment.

    The statue of David must really perturb those small minded twerps.

  4. JR says:

    Jo Jo:
    A penis (as we adults call them - I believe you stop using the term peepee at the age of 5) is a natural part of the human body. Half of kids have them. The other half will eventually see them anyway. There’s nothing wrong with showing an accurate depiction of the human body.

    I’ve seen stuff more “offensive” on the Discovery Channel. Get over it

  5. Jo Jo says:

    Thanks JR, you’ve really changed the way I think about my dingy

  6. Adrian rowe says:

    Stupid yanks

    But it is ok to go to war and kil lots of brown people

  7. Chirish says:

    Adrian:
    I think that’s the basic idea of this entire newsclip…. yeah. Thanks for summing it up for the rest of us.

  8. CaseClosed says:

    To Adrian Rowe
    Just as long as they are brown its OK , your safe we never beat up on the Canadians we just protect them as most are back word and afraid and couldn’t put up a good fight anyway.

  9. T. Impaler says:

    small peepees rock

  10. CMM says:

    Hey Caseclosed!
    You protect us? From who, rampaging Danes? We have more to worry about from our neighbours in the south than we do from anyone else.
    As for the two world wars, don’t worry about showing up 2 years late to the first and four years late to the second, no one minded. Going further back, sorry about Canadian troops burning the white house and subsequently giving it its new name, we’re sorry you lost that war as well, but no hard feelings eh?

    We are ‘back word’, hey that’s a nice new phrase you invented there Cleetus Inbreedus, do you mean ‘backwards’
    umm
    maybe ‘yew shud trah tu git yer spellin rite afore yeh comment on uthuh peeple’
    To help I spelled the last sentence the way you probably do to make it easier on what is obviously a tired and small mind

  11. Sara says:

    since when has it been NOT okay to show the human body to kids? what exactly made the human body into something detestible? like the kid isn’t gonna stand on a chair in the bathroom and check out his own junk one day. COME ON.

    you people are farkin ridiculous.

  12. Wulf says:

    Next up: forbidding boys from looking down.

  13. Truth says:

    Adrian Rowe,

    Good thin you are educated enough not to generalize and stereotype Americans. I disagree with the idiots (Jo Jo is one of them) that want to turn this place into a Nanny State like the UK. I also disagree with the war in Iraq. I also am an American. Also, Iraqis are not all brown, you ignorant tool.

  14. What? says:

    No picture?

  15. Kerashi Storm says:

    I blame Canada. It’s obviously all their fault. They have plenty of time to plot evil plots while snowed in all year.

  16. Lame O says:

    If it’s just a squiggle, what child will really be impacted by that? PENIS.

  17. Wazoo says:

    Quick reminder - arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded. (political correctness back on)

  18. Octony says:

    “we just protect them as most are back word”

    Do you know the definition of “irony”?

  19. Though for the day says:

    Never argue with an idiot, they will drag to their level and beat you with their experiance!

    Give it a rest people!

  20. marty kubrick says:

    If it’s good enough for Bart Simpson….

  21. Vlad the Compiler says:

    This is going to leave a lot of little boys profoundly confused about why they don’t have a squiggle too.

  22. funky p says:

    I have decided to airbrush out my own penis…I find it offensive!

  23. Canucklehead says:

    1) Don’t try to teach a pig to dance. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

    2) Canadians and Americans have one GREAT shared attribute. They find the stupidest people in their respective nations, and put them in charge of the government which then airbrushes out (as best it can) the fact that they are dicks and hopes that the Ministry of Bread and Circuses is distracting the plebeians by getting them to fight over little things on the internet.

    3) The second stupidest people in each of our great nations then join in chats like this and wonder. “Why?” They whine and moan and squawk and carry on endlessly until finally…OH MY GOD!! You’ve made me one of you! Damn you, invisible internet people!!

  24. AlyshiaH says:

    OK.. so.. i have a son.. and im totaly okay wiht him seeing a lil penis in a book.. not like he dosent play with his every day of the week as it is! OHH and if i ever do have a girl, i totaly am okay with her seeing apenis too! And my boys seeing a vagina… its the human body, what is so bad about htat? It is a beautiful thing, and should be treated so. Im not saying go out and dance naked, just learn to teach your kids about the human body.

    As for the whole canada-america thing, im leaving it mostly alone. I worked for a call center here in America, and i found out just how DUMB americans are… and its not pretty. We need to stop fighting wars that are meaning less (no i didnt forget 9/11, yes i support our troops, not the war though) and focus on our health care and our school systems! There.. i just solved half the problems in america… and im only 19…

  25. Bill says:

    Here’s a thought… stop stressing over a drawing of a penis in a book and start worrying about that big d*ck sitting in the White House. We have Mexican troops crossing our southern borders at least once a month.. engaging in stand offs with Texas law enforcement… and HELPING DRUG SMUGGLERS BRING DRUGS INTO OUR COUNTRY!!! Am I the only one in the whole entire world who thinks we have far bigger problems that we need to address than a squiggle that represents a penis on a statue in a book???

  26. Jesse from Tulsa says:

    “Stupid yanks…But it is ok to go to war and kill lots of brown people”

    Man I wish I could argue with that. I believe in equal opportunity for Americans. We should be able to kill foreigners and see works of art.

    More earnestly, the obsession with hiding nudity is ridiculous. We split from Europe AFTER the renaissance , right? Argh.

  27. Geminate says:

    Remember all those fountain statues of naked kids peeing, that were so popular and in all the parks? Same guy got rid of all of those too.

  28. TheRealDrache says:

    Americans are just uptight sissies that can’t see a penis without getting fired up into some angry, homophobic, rant against naturism. Why don’t we stop Catholic Priests from ejaculating into small boys in USA before we go on a crusade against a cartoon penis? It’s not like the penis in the picture had perfect anatomy either, it’s just a CARTOON SHAFT WITH ZERO DETAIL. Get over it, USA. Unless that tiny cartoon penis was larger than your’s, you shouldn’t put so much time into hating it. Ooohh, yeah I went there!

    Many times i’m ashamed of my own country.

  29. Vader'sButler says:

    All that I can say is that, as I am rolling on the floor at every moment while reading you people (who have completely strayed off of the course of this entire thing anyway) fight back and forth about things you can’t control, and also can’t do anything about, I can’t help but think that TheRealDrache got it right! Me on the other hand, I am an American, I like Canada, and even though the stereotype for my home state (Kansas) revolves around The Wizard of Oz and Rednecks, I passed Highschool with flying colors and decided to do something with my life… so i joined the United States Navy. I couldn’t care less about some retarded ass people (because you know they are all over the world, in every country, you can’t get away from them) who can’t get along because one of them was stupid enough to make a derogatory comment on a harmless, non-discriminatory, website, (and here comes the good part) on the World Wide Web, where anybody has the right to go and speak their mind, and expected not to get called out on it (that’s it for my run-on sentence for all of the grammer freaks out there too). look back to the original conversation you dumbasses and tell me what the hell the war in Iraq has to do with the situation at hand! GET OVER IT! It must take someone with the I.Q. and brain capacity of a housefly to get off on such a tangent about nothing at all! I read through the entire thing and I still remember what the original topic was… (Remember, the little penis on the little statue in a little book that you would have probably needed a microscope to see anyway) What’s wrong with your memory that it takes as little as one person making a comment about your country to compell you to change the topic of the entire conversation!

    GET A LIFE AND A JOB!!!!!!!!!!
    if you can spend all of your time arguing about World War Whatever, then you have plenty of time to go to a psychologist. if you can’t afford it, however, it’s your own fault, you are the one whos sitting here in front of your computer making idiotic comments about stuff that don’t even matter and then waiting on people to fall into your seductive trap just so you can veere them off course, instead of using your time wisely trying to find a job so you can afford a psychiatrist!

    THAT IS ALL
    (and for all those who have actually joined the debate and stayed on topic, may the force be with you to overcome the darkside of idiots, weak minded fools, and evangelists)

  30. Vader'sButler says:

    All that I can say is that, as I am rolling on the floor at every moment while reading you people (who have completely strayed off of the course of this entire thing anyway) fight back and forth about things you can’t control, and also can’t do anything about, I can’t help but think that TheRealDrache got it right! Me on the other hand, I am an American, I like Canada, and even though the stereotype for my home state (Kansas) revolves around The Wizard of Oz and Rednecks, I passed Highschool with flying colors and decided to do something with my life… so i joined the United States Navy. I couldn’t care less about some retarded ass people (because you know they are all over the world, in every country, you can’t get away from them) who can’t get along because one of them was stupid enough to make a derogatory comment on a harmless, non-discriminatory, website, (and here comes the good part) on the World Wide Web, where anybody has the right to go and speak their mind, and expected not to get called out on it (that’s it for my run-on sentence for all of the grammer freaks out there too). look back to the original conversation you dumbasses and tell me what the hell the war in Iraq has to do with the situation at hand! GET OVER IT! It must take someone with the I.Q. and brain capacity of a housefly to get off on such a tangent about nothing at all! I read through the entire thing and I still remember what the original topic was… (Remember, the little penis on the little statue in a little book that you would have probably needed a microscope to see anyway) What’s wrong with your memory that it takes as little as one person making a comment about your country to compell you to change the topic of the entire conversation!

    GET A LIFE AND A JOB!!!!!!!!!!
    if you can spend all of your time arguing about World War Whatever, then you have plenty of time to go to a psychiatrist. if you can’t afford it, however, it’s your own fault, you are the one whos sitting here in front of your computer making idiotic comments about stuff that don’t even matter and then waiting on people to fall into your seductive trap just so you can veere them off course, instead of using your time wisely trying to find a job so you can afford a psychiatrist!

    THAT IS ALL
    (and for all those who have actually joined the debate and stayed on topic, may the force be with you to overcome the darkside of idiots, weak minded fools, and evangelists)

  31. Vader'sButler says:

    I just wanted to duelly enfacise my point!

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  33. Наум says:

    Информация занимательная. Спасибо. Хотелось бы только обновлений почаще

  34. Бapaxa says:

    Хм… В некоторые моменты жизни волосы могут шевелиться не только на голове :)

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